TIND - APNW - Own a Dog

Back in November, I wrote an initial blog introducing the topic: Things I've Never Done.

As I mentioned then, there are several categories of Things I've Never Done (TIND) -- today I will talk about one TIND - And Probably Never Will.

Own a Dog

Somewhere in my past, and I don't even remember it, I was conditioned to have a fear of dogs. The fear increases with the size of the dog, but even a small dog makes me draw back. At the level of intellect, I know I don't have anything to fear from most dogs, but at a subconscious level, I withdraw. I know what I'm supposed to do -- reach down my hand, scartch by their ears, smile. Sometimes I can fake it. Not often, though. A rare few can get me to enjoy their presence, if they don't force themselves on me. [Molly, since she hangs with Mike. Connie & Brian's dog, whose name escapes me. See, I don't forget children's names. But dogs'? Yep.]

Still, after years of avoiding dogs, I've gotten quite used to having a house that doesn't have the smell of dog, the scratches of dog "toenails" [they are claws, people], the mess of dog hair. So even though we see stories on the local news every year about elderly people being gladdened by visits with exuberant, obedient dogs, I just don't think that will be me.

I am not criticizing dog ownership, nor dog owners. It's a preference thing.

I do understand that other people see dogs as family members. I get that. They can be very faithful, uplifting pets. I like the idea of dog ownership. I think having a reason to go walking once or twice a day would be good for me. It certainly appears that, when everyone in the world is against you, your dog never is. That seems like a good thing.

But me? Smelling that breath? Picking up their mess? Paying good money to keep them healthy?

Not gonna happen.

Things I've Never Done (TIND)

I was just thinking, that there a lots of things I've never done. That's pretty common, right? [I don't mean "thinking." {"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it." Henry Ford} I mean having a list of things you haven't done.]

[Oh, and to give credit where it's due, I came up with the idea when Mike pointed out that I don't ever say anything that's very edgy or controversial. Which is true. Should it be? Something to consider.]

And as I was thinking about this, I realized that the "Things I've Never Done" (TIND) fall into a few categories.

These are the categories:

• TIND - and I Probably Never Will
• TIND - but I Expect I Will Someday
  
• TIND - but I Will If I Can!
  

and finally

• TIND - and I Will Not Discuss [So Don't Ask]

So, having come up with the idea, I also thought "Hey, that would be a good series of blog entries." So, over the next little while, expect to see the first three. [And others are welcome to do the same! {Especially you Facebook readers. (This seems like a very "Facebook" thing to do.)}]

[NaBloPoMo has certainly pushed me to examine and stretch my topics...]