You know you're a Trekkie when...

Paul grows a goatee to go with his mustache.

Mike chimes in "Paul entered the Mirror/Mirror universe to become 'evil Paul!'"

Pete adds "Now you need the sweet gold sash."

And you laugh out loud.  For real.

[Paul, I now have this picture stuck in my mind.  I need a photo of you to dispel it.  You've been warned.]