Wednesday, April 27, 2011

IISAS

I think it's official.

I suffer from a new disorder.

Internet-Induced Short Attention Span.

I can't wait any longer than two seconds for a page to load.

OK, that's generous;  I can't even wait one second.

So I hit another link on another tab, hoping it will respond to me faster.

Which, if you know anything about how the internet works, just makes things slow down.

Which makes me even more impatient.

Which is why my paragraphs are one sentence long.

And short.

Too.

No comments: